Morning Docket: 04.18.22 - Above the LawAbove the Law - Above the Law

* Love the way you lie: Court decides that Musk’s 2018 tweets about buying the country were phony. [CNBC]

* Property professors! New hypo just dropped! One man’s trash is another man’s…you know. [Insanememeshub]

* Not adding up: Math textbooks are now on the CRT ban chopping block. Too many of the numbers are Black or something? [Business Insider]

* Kansas officers are taking liberties with filing reports on seized property. Didn’t expect to see a takings issue in criminal procedure! [LawrenceKSTimes]

* Virginia law classifies the sexual abuse of animals as a felony. I’m definitely going to be clarifying the next time I hear the phrase “heavy petting”. [NBC 12]

Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected] and by tweet at @WritesForRent.

source: https://abovethelaw.com/2022/04/morning-docket-04-18-22/

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